My Trip to Portland...

...According to Facebook

Caroline Blank is barrelling up I-5; it's not that she minds that you're going 75, just that you're doing it in the left lane.July 26 at 11:45am
Caroline Blank is having lunch in Weed because she can.July 26 at 1:37pm
Caroline Blank was busy feeding a cheetah. Meow.July 26 at 7:49pm
Caroline Blank can't believe she left 85 and an ocean breeze for this.July 27 at 10:04am
Caroline Blank 's first stop: haircut.July 27 at 11:16am
Caroline Blank : $200 at Nordstrom later, and I look like I've dropped 10 pounds.July 27 at 2:41pm
Caroline Blank : now, benedict and Stumptown.July 28 at 9:57am
Caroline Blank is a hophead.July 28 at 2:33pm
Caroline Blank : Dear Doug Fir, White wine in a tumbler guarantees my hand will warm up my wine, especially in this heat. Try glasses with stems.July 28 at 5:04pm
Caroline Blank loves pork belly.July 29 at 5:24pm
Caroline Blank drove 12 hours for all this shopping.July 30 at 3:47pm
Caroline Blank just won the bar-off.July 31 at 12:32am
Caroline Blank : Oh, Kettleman, I do so love you.July 31 at 9:48am
Caroline Blank loves Powells even more.July 31 at 12:16pm
Caroline Blank always forgets to take the parking sticker off her window before rolling it down.July 31 at 4:24pm
Caroline Blank is holding off on Pride and Prejudice and Zombies for just a bit longer; anticipation is key.July 31 at 7:53pm
Caroline Blank just put the sheep in the barn.July 31 at 8:45pm
Caroline Blank is concurrently in incredible pain, seriously disappointed, and fairly proud of her accomplishments.August 1 at 8:58pm
Caroline Blank is still feeling like Owie McOwerson.August 2 at 2:18pm
Caroline Blank has unravelled the mystery of the pink stains.August 3 at 11:56am
Caroline Blank is getting ready for Fabric Depot!!!August 4 at 11:17am
Caroline Blank is happy.August 4 at 10:35pm
Caroline Blank just got schooled in shuffleboard; for this she drove 12 hours.August 6 at 1:44am
Caroline Blank : 'You wanna know the thought that keeps me up in the middle of the night? When we get old, these kids are gonna be taking care of us.' 'I wouldn't count on it.'August 6 at 5:41pm
Caroline Blank hopes her quads can withstand tonight's game.August 6 at 6:52pm
Caroline Blank 's quads are decidedly not happy with her.August 6 at 11:49pm
Caroline Blank : babies are good for naps.August 7 at 9:31am
Caroline Blank stomped around good ol PSU; it's not as moving an experience as Chapel Hill.August 7 at 5:55pm
Caroline Blank is a little overwhelmed by the Fred Meyer on Hawthorne.August 8 at 1:35pm
Caroline Blank is peeling.Sun at 9:32pm
Caroline Blank enjoyed her bacon-infused vodka.Mon at 11:27am
Caroline Blank scored a maroon, 70s-era leather jacket at the Bins.Mon at 2:00pm
Caroline Blank loves her some sacsayhuaman.Mon at 4:27pm
Caroline Blank : Oh Beulahland, you are so good to me.Mon at 8:59pm
Caroline Blank had brunch with B.J.; life doesn't get much hotter.Yesterday at 12:33pm
Caroline Blank : yucca at Pambiche is so delish.Yesterday at 4:44pm
Caroline Blank : Damn you, Yoko's!Yesterday at 6:40pm
Caroline Blank : Bara came through in a pinch, but it wasn't the orgy of tuna I was expecting.Yesterday at 8:02pm
Caroline Blank wrapped up her trip with a quiet evening with Suzie; these are always among her favorite evenings.Yesterday at 10:43pm
Caroline Blank is not fond of driving in the rain; on a positive note, her car no longer desperately needs to be washed -- now it just needs to be washed.15 hours ago
Caroline Blank will eat lunch in Ashland; finally someone came to get her order.10 hours ago
Caroline Blank thinks that staying hydrated and driving long distances are two activities that should not be combined.8 hours ago
Caroline Blank is seeing stimulus dollars at work all up and down I-5; damn construction.6 hours ago
Caroline Blank : nine cd's in and I'm still not home. IPhone says approximately 2 more hours.3 hours ago
Caroline Blank is back to cooling ocean breezes and HBO.59 minutes ago